a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

(Source: mattsmithscock)

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pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying

184881 notes / 9 months ago / reblog
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i don’t even care that this has nothing to with my blog it’s just great

I’ve saved a few people, and a few people have saved me.
These are spot on

Seems like those hardcore dancers have never heard of rule 3

I helped many in the pit and the favor was always returned.


i dont think i could become a mother bc if my child vomited on me i’d sell them

(Source: holmeschxshire)

19398 notes / 1 year ago / reblog


uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

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in grade 6 i was hospitalised for dehydration because i refused to take a break from the sims

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i am not afraid to yell at inanimate objects

but when it comes to humans, i’ll piss myself and cry

22798 notes / 1 year ago / reblog