snowongallifrey:

a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

(Source: mattsmithscock)

285795 notes / 3 months ago / reblog

folieaboo:

pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying

(Source: folieadude)

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empelectro:

thrashin-of-the-christ:

jxw3:

paleandperfect:

i don’t even care that this has nothing to with my blog it’s just great

I’ve saved a few people, and a few people have saved me.
These are spot on

Seems like those hardcore dancers have never heard of rule 3

I helped many in the pit and the favor was always returned.

harrehscock:

i dont think i could become a mother bc if my child vomited on me i’d sell them

(Source: holmescheshire)

19390 notes / 8 months ago / reblog

pamelabeesly:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

207073 notes / 8 months ago / reblog

lnfamy:

in grade 6 i was hospitalised for dehydration because i refused to take a break from the sims

82902 notes / 8 months ago / reblog

youtubersandbandsyo:

clanked:

i am not afraid to yell at inanimate objects

but when it comes to humans, i’ll piss myself and cry

22793 notes / 8 months ago / reblog